BOOKS:

Fishing for beginners by Rod N Line

Heat & Light by Alec Tricity

A bump on the Head by Esau Stars

Cheap Meals by Tina Katzfood

Fitted carpets by Walter Wall

In the Woods by Theresa Greene

Winter Clothing by Mahatma Coat

Selling cars by Con Allday

How to make money by Robin Banks

Little fishes by Anne Chovy

Guard Dogs by Al Sation

Wet Paint by Honor Park-Bench

Vertigo by Eileen Dover

Your Money or your life by Stan N. Deliver

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on the latest gossip.

Nemesis, how many famous people were born during roman times?
None, Miss, they were all babies.

Sir do you have holes in your socks?
Certainly not!
How do you get them on your feet?

Philip, have you ever seen a window box?
No. Miss but I’ve seen a garden fence.

You look tired after the gymnastics display, take the bus home rather than walk!
Because if I did, my mother would make me bring it back! Miss.
Nice one ‘donald s’

I’m not fishing!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"
"You’re in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma’am. I’ll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn’t even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that’s true … but you have all the equipment …"

Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!

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i bought a fishing rod, but i dont know how to pick it up to use it….
i select ‘grab’ when the option comes up and drag it into my person, but when i return to the main screen to use it, i go to pick it up and it just goes back in my pocket.
help?

Hello. I was watching junior apprentice yesterday and one of the kids on there has his own internet business selling fishing and camping gear and is making good money for a 16 year old (i think he’s 16)

Im a few years younger than him.

If he’s selling fishing items, he must be getting the items in bulk for a big discount from somewhere?
Where do you find such deals? / and contact people who can sell to you?
If its as easy as buying something cheap and selling it for more, why doesn’t everyone do this?

Id like to run a little online business like him.
Do you think his parents helped/help him out in quite a few ways, and maybe he’s not quite as entrepreneurial as he trys to come across??

I wouldn’t know where to start, and im only a few years younger than him.

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn’t that obvious?").

"You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven’t even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma’am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

For rod, reel, line, miscellaneous tackle etc’ (ppossibly second hand) as i am a beginner at sea fishing and do not know if it is for me. if it makes any differance i will be fishing from a pier.
i plan to fish using ragworm not lures

I have treated my tropical fish with interpet white spot treatment as i noticed my clown loach had the disease i have followed the instructions in the book which says give first measured dose and then re treat four days later i have done this but it doesn’t seem to have worked and the treatment instructions don’t mention what to do if it fails the first time so any advise is apreciated

Skybluecarp and Nemesis decided to go away on a fishing trip on the Canadian mainland. They spared no expense on hiring the necessary equipment, splashing out a small forune on rods, wading suits, a rowing boat, and a woodland cabin. But at the end of their three-day break, they had managed to catch just one fish.
As they were driving home, Nemesis turned to skyblue and said: "Do you realise this lousy fish we caught cost us 2,000 bucks?"
"Wow!" said skyblue. "Then its a good thing we didn’t catch any more!"

When re-spooling a fishing pole, twist of the drag cap, take off the spool, and bring it to the local tackle and bait shop. Find out how to re-spool a fishing pole by running the line through the top guide and flipping the bail up withhelp from a commercial fisherman in this free video on fishing equipment. Expert: Brian Lee Bio: Brian Lee has been fishing for over a decade, including time as a commercial fisherman. Filmmaker: David Pakman